4th Joke [Voice | Action]

[cuteobsessed]

(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!

[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]

Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.

...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~

OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[The recording clicks off.]

(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)

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[ action ] don't mind me and my placeholder *god yes*

[sorryhesabear.livejournal.com]

[ Oh snap, there's already a bear in your grocery store; U MAD?

Funny enough, he's been on the lookout for other bears since day one. This is still really unexpected. So when one just kind of mysteriously meanders into the store he's in, there's really only one thing to do: wave. ]

... hi.

[ action ] haro there placeholder 83

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[The bear does little else other than growl and make a bear noise. This is another bear, that is cool with the wild bear. It nods its head and continues indoors.

Meanwhile outside is a frantic samurai, who skids past the door, then runs back, ducking his head into the store.]

Hey did you--

[................]

HOLY SHIT IT'S ANOTHER ONE!

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[sorryhesabear.livejournal.com]

[ GO GO, AMAZING POWER OF--

depression. ]

I- I'm sorry!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Whoa! It...is wearing a parka and talking.]

................Uh...sorry. You're....

[He's got wings. There is a talking bear. With wings. And a parka.]

....You're so cool! Whoa! How'd you learn to talk?!

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[sorryhesabear.livejournal.com]

I listened to a lot of talking... so I think it wasn't really hard. The way a lot of people learn, I guess.

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

Wha...wha-huh?

[Sannan has woken up from a mostly pleasant dream, and now Heisuke is running around screaming his head off. Something about a bear...he rubs his face and puts his glasses on--oh, there's Heisuke, closely followed by--

Bears. In the house. Why--

And then he recalls a conversation from weeks before.

Okita.]

OKITA-KUNNNNNNNN!!!!

[He has half a mind to go tearing off after the troll, but there are bears in the house. Safety first: Sannan sprints off, abacus drawn (sword neatly forgotten in his room), to find his housemates.]

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[SCREAMING AND RUNNING FROM ROOM TO ROOM even if the bear is just like...wandering aimlessly in the house.]

YAMANAMI-SAN. IT'S A BEAR. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

C-calm down, Toudou-kun! I can't do a thing when you're--

[He skids to the side as Heisuke goes rushing by him and shouts over his shoulder:]

Why don't you go find Tatsunosuke-kun and make sure he's alright? I'll handle the bear.

...

And tell Okita-kun to speak with me later. [that last order is tinged with something very un-Yamanami-like]

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Bears are scary. ;A; And he woke up with it in his face. HOW CAN HE NOT BE FREAKED OUT.

Heisuke stops running and peers around the door frame. The bear is currently sniffing at the couch.]

............Y-yes, sir.

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

[curtly] Thank you.

[He turns toward the bear and in a much calmer voice attempts to...

...reason with it. Definitely the strangest thing he's ever done. And hopefully not something that they will ever mention ever again.]

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[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

Oi, you alright?

[Probably a dumb question if there is a bear involved. But then again, the yelling isn't as bad as it started with...]

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Give him a moment, he has to jump over a couch to get to the journal.]

There is a bear! In our house! How can we be alright?!

[Voice]

[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

[Baiken is torn between rolling her eye and scowling. The latter ultimately wins out.]

...Need a hand with that?

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

I dunno! Yamanami-san's tryin' to chase it out now!

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[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

That'll probably just chase it into another part of the house.

[She knows she shouldn't care. She really does. But it's not stopping her from looking around for her katana.]

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[justicereigns]

[Just looks up at it. Stares.]

Something I can do for you? [Grumpiest house call ever.]

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[The bear is just sitting there. Staring right back at you, Smoker. Hello. The bear growls.

And a few moments later, Heisuke busts in.]

Have you seen a-- Whoa! There it is!

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[justicereigns]

Having troubles? [Arches eyebrow.]

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

What does it look like?

[Heisuke stares at the bear, then stares at Smoker.]

....Do you not care about the bear sitting in your room?

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[justicereigns]

My roommate has a pet wolf. [Spreads hands.]

And bears are everywhere in my world. Does yours talk? [Because yeah, the ones in his world do. Met Bepo yet?]

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[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Does he have a jacket? If so, I know the guy!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

No jacket! Just... bear! Lots of bear!

[Heisuke stops running for a bit to duck behind something.]

One bear. Worst. Wake up call. Ever.

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[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Were they a nice bear?

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

I didn't exactly stop to ask her. When you wake up to lots of bear and sharp pointy teeth in your face, it's not the first thing ya' think of, yanno?

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

...I'd personally think of where my potatoes are. Just in case.