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(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!

[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]

Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.

...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~


OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[The recording clicks off.]

(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)

[Voice]

Date: 2011-07-31 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
....Ooookay.

You're kinda weird, you know that? Hahaha! [He doesn't mean to be rude. /)_(\]

[Voice]

Date: 2011-07-31 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
Yeah, I get that a lot. So, you doing okay in bear-land?

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-01 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
Eh, least you know it!

And.....

[Oh snap. He forgot to check. Give him a second.]

Whoa!? Where'd she go?!

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-02 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
Remember- bears can't open doors.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-02 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
Y-yeah, but...!

[Dil might hear him screaming and tripping over something as he runs.]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP IN MY FACE?!

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-02 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
Try honey... no, Salmon! You need Salmon, man!

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-03 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
Where?! We don't have an-- AH!!

[He goes down with a fwump and the sound of a bear growling.]

N-Nice bear....

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-03 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
I dunno dude! I know know bears like salmon, I don't make the rules.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-04 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
............R-right....

[He's scooting back and picks up the journal, trying to get out while the bear is still growling.]

Man.... Why does Okita-san choose today to do this?

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-04 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
Maybe he just wanted to surprise you? [Maybe... Maybe]

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-07 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
I swear...If he wasn't older'n me and higher rank I'd punch him right in the face.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-08 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
Violence isn't the answer, Heisuke. The real power's in the goop.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-10 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
Goop. The green, the slimey. The oozing. The best way to get back at people.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-10 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
.......................................

[KEYWORDS. SO MUCH]

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-12 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
Look, I ain't tryin' to die here. I wanna get back at Okita-san as much as the rest, but he'll kill me if I use anything slimey or oozing on him.

...'Cause that sounds preeeeetty gross.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-13 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
Dunno. I mean, he hangs out with a pig.

...

Maybe he wouldn't mind that?

[Dil, you are going to get Heisuke shanked.]

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-13 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
Well then there is only one answer.

Skunks.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-16 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
....What's a skunk?

[Not native to Japan so he has no idea what it is.]

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-16 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherpahat.livejournal.com
You don't know what those are? Oh man, the ultimate in animal smelliness.

[Voice]

Date: 2011-08-17 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com
......Grosssssss. Foreigners have some weird pets.

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