4th Joke [Voice | Action]
Jul. 21st, 2011 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cuteobsessed(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
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[ action ] don't mind me and my placeholder *god yes*
Date: 2011-07-21 07:03 am (UTC)Funny enough, he's been on the lookout for other bears since day one. This is still really unexpected. So when one just kind of mysteriously meanders into the store he's in, there's really only one thing to do: wave. ]
... hi.
[ action ] haro there placeholder 83
Date: 2011-07-21 07:05 am (UTC)Meanwhile outside is a frantic samurai, who skids past the door, then runs back, ducking his head into the store.]
Hey did you--
[................]
HOLY SHIT IT'S ANOTHER ONE!
action
Date: 2011-07-21 08:18 am (UTC)[Sannan has woken up from a mostly pleasant dream, and now Heisuke is running around screaming his head off. Something about a bear...he rubs his face and puts his glasses on--oh, there's Heisuke, closely followed by--
Bears. In the house. Why--
And then he recalls a conversation from weeks before.
Okita.]
OKITA-KUNNNNNNNN!!!!
[He has half a mind to go tearing off after the troll, but there are bears in the house. Safety first: Sannan sprints off, abacus drawn (sword neatly forgotten in his room), to find his housemates.]
[ action ]
Date: 2011-07-22 12:21 am (UTC)depression. ]
I- I'm sorry!
[ action ]
Date: 2011-07-22 12:45 am (UTC)................Uh...sorry. You're....
[He's got wings. There is a talking bear. With wings. And a parka.]
....You're so cool! Whoa! How'd you learn to talk?!
action
Date: 2011-07-22 12:46 am (UTC)YAMANAMI-SAN. IT'S A BEAR. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!
[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 02:23 am (UTC)[Probably a dumb question if there is a bear involved. But then again, the yelling isn't as bad as it started with...]
[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 02:47 am (UTC)There is a bear! In our house! How can we be alright?!
[action]
Date: 2011-07-22 02:47 am (UTC)Something I can do for you? [Grumpiest house call ever.]
[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 02:52 am (UTC)...Need a hand with that?
[action]
Date: 2011-07-22 03:32 am (UTC)And a few moments later, Heisuke busts in.]
Have you seen a-- Whoa! There it is!
[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 03:33 am (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 03:42 am (UTC)[She knows she shouldn't care. She really does. But it's not stopping her from looking around for her katana.]
action
Date: 2011-07-22 03:46 am (UTC)[He skids to the side as Heisuke goes rushing by him and shouts over his shoulder:]
Why don't you go find Tatsunosuke-kun and make sure he's alright? I'll handle the bear.
...
And tell Okita-kun to speak with me later. [that last order is tinged with something very un-Yamanami-like]
[action]
Date: 2011-07-22 06:00 am (UTC)action
Date: 2011-07-22 06:19 am (UTC)Heisuke stops running and peers around the door frame. The bear is currently sniffing at the couch.]
............Y-yes, sir.
[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 06:20 am (UTC)Yamanami-san's pretty strong. ...And really scary when he's mad.
...I think he's mad right now.
[action]
Date: 2011-07-22 06:21 am (UTC)[Heisuke stares at the bear, then stares at Smoker.]
....Do you not care about the bear sitting in your room?
[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 06:35 am (UTC)[Why she's making this offer, she has no idea.] You need an extra hand, though, just say so.
[action]
Date: 2011-07-22 06:38 am (UTC)And bears are everywhere in my world. Does yours talk? [Because yeah, the ones in his world do. Met Bepo yet?]
[action]
Date: 2011-07-22 12:21 pm (UTC)I had a pet wolf once.
But bears don't come inside. I dunno if she talks. She's not mine.
[He raises his hands and tries to move the bear along, but she just stares at him.
And growls.]
Eheheh....sorry! Nevermind! Sit all you like!
[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 12:21 pm (UTC)Whoa, really? Um - thanks! If we can't get this bear out, I'll ask ya!
[ action ]
Date: 2011-07-22 01:14 pm (UTC)[Voice]
Date: 2011-07-22 06:38 pm (UTC)[action]
Date: 2011-07-22 07:18 pm (UTC)[This is the man who was nonplussed when his "son" brought back a pet bear cub.]
Here, hang on. [Goes to get her a fish. It's hot out, and that'll probably keep her on the calmer side and he wouldn't want to fight her. Too hot to fight bears in the morning.]