4th Joke [Voice | Action]
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cuteobsessed(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
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Date: 2011-07-21 08:18 am (UTC)[Sannan has woken up from a mostly pleasant dream, and now Heisuke is running around screaming his head off. Something about a bear...he rubs his face and puts his glasses on--oh, there's Heisuke, closely followed by--
Bears. In the house. Why--
And then he recalls a conversation from weeks before.
Okita.]
OKITA-KUNNNNNNNN!!!!
[He has half a mind to go tearing off after the troll, but there are bears in the house. Safety first: Sannan sprints off, abacus drawn (sword neatly forgotten in his room), to find his housemates.]
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Date: 2011-07-22 12:46 am (UTC)YAMANAMI-SAN. IT'S A BEAR. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!
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Date: 2011-07-22 03:46 am (UTC)[He skids to the side as Heisuke goes rushing by him and shouts over his shoulder:]
Why don't you go find Tatsunosuke-kun and make sure he's alright? I'll handle the bear.
...
And tell Okita-kun to speak with me later. [that last order is tinged with something very un-Yamanami-like]
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Date: 2011-07-22 06:19 am (UTC)Heisuke stops running and peers around the door frame. The bear is currently sniffing at the couch.]
............Y-yes, sir.
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Date: 2011-07-23 05:22 am (UTC)[He turns toward the bear and in a much calmer voice attempts to...
...reason with it. Definitely the strangest thing he's ever done. And hopefully not something that they will ever mention ever again.]
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Date: 2011-07-23 11:27 am (UTC)It worked...!
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Date: 2011-07-23 06:20 pm (UTC)Phew...that was more difficult than I thought it would be...
[He catches sight of Heisuke.]
Did you find Tatsunosuke-kun? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried about him.
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Date: 2011-07-25 01:10 am (UTC).....You don't think the bear ate him first, do you?
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Date: 2011-07-25 03:44 am (UTC)Um...I don't think so. There wasn't...you know, blood everywhere. [Sannan trails off. This is not a very pleasant topic of conversation, least of all for him.]
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Date: 2011-07-25 04:00 am (UTC)[And the bear is decidedly less amused at that thought and is starting to growl and paw at the door.]
Um...! I'm sure he'll be fine! I haven't heard him screamin' or anything so he's probably just hidin' it out in his room.
...
I'll go check though.