4th Joke [Voice | Action]
Jul. 21st, 2011 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
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Date: 2011-07-25 01:12 am (UTC)Bepo.... Heh. Nice ta meet you, too.
[He looks so cuddly...
o-oh, asking after the bear.]
Uh, not really mine, no. She just showed up in my house this mornin'. ....Worst wake up call ever. And now I gotta follow her 'round the village 'til she goes home. She keeps breakin' into people's houses.
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Date: 2011-07-25 03:37 am (UTC)[ Paw to mouth while that sinks on in. How could he have failed to notice, alas. ]
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Date: 2011-07-25 04:01 am (UTC)And then I woke up with a bear in my face. So I figure she's the same one.
[Aaaand staring at Bepo now.]
.....Why? You think she's cute?
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Date: 2011-07-25 04:27 am (UTC)She is bear-cute. ]
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Date: 2011-07-25 06:17 am (UTC)So go talk to her. Might not get another chance.
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Date: 2011-07-26 01:20 pm (UTC)And he has never had a female bear actually around, at least not in a long time, this is all so nervewracking. At least the Captain will definitely understand him running a little late for something like this.
...he should probably try to keep her from eating through all the store's shelves, too, he guesses. Be back in a minute or so, bro. ]
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Date: 2011-07-26 01:23 pm (UTC)He gives Bepo a thumbs up and then realizes he can't go anywhere until he manages to get the bear out of town. But it'd be awkward standing here while Bepo hit on her.
....Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Good luck, bro! Heisuke is going to be over here in the corner. Meanwhile, Bepo's female bear is sniffing at the meat section with much interest.]