1st Joke [Action -->Voice]

[cuteobsessed]

[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.

Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.

But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.

Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]

---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?

Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.

...Whoa, was that a squirrel?

Comments

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[2ndunitcaptain]

[ THE SHIT IS THIS?!?!

That is Heisuke. That is totally Heisuke. Why the hell is Heisuke here? What nerve does this asshole have? What the hell is going on?

No no, out on a journey goes Shinpachi. He barrels out of the fucking house and runs as fast as his short legs can to go to the forest find him. ]

[2ndunitcaptain]

[ And it takes a while! A long while, but he does not lose momentum.

In fact, it picks up, when he sees the back of Heisuke's head and his lanky body. He runs at top speed, leaps, and throws a fist right into the back of his skull. ]

HEISUKE!

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[The sound of someone running doesn't even register because holy shit is this squirrel cute. Like, really cute. And it is staring at him and haaaaa cute.

It's the sound of his name and then the feeling of being punched in the skull that grounds him in reality - literally. Heisuke goes face first into the dirt and the squirrel runs away.]

Wha----!!!!

[2ndunitcaptain]

What the--- how the hell are you here, Heisuke?!

[ He knows exactly why he's here, but that's not clicking right away. Angry, tiny man is more concerned as to why he has to see this heartbreaking traitor's face when today was starting out so nicely? ]

Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

[No. It is a kitteh. What do?]

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[What do? Stare at it and fawn.]

.....Cuuuuute~

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Myan?

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[And he reaches out to pick up the kitty cat.]

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

Yup. You're pretty much alone forever.

[Sarcasm: Toph has it. But hey, it wasn't that long ago she was a new feather, too, so she won't be entirely unhelpful.]

Hope you like it here, because I hate to break it to you, but you're not going home anytime soon.

voice ?

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Did. The book. Just talk?

HOLY CRAP. Heisuke picks it up and throws it across the forest as he walks.]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

derp, yes. voice!

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

Relax, dude. It's not going to eat you. I'm talking to you through the book.

|D voice!

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[AAAAAH THINGS ARE STILL TALKING TO HIM.

Heisuke can be heard throwing rocks at the book - although he misses.]

Why are there demons in the books?!

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

[The audio function on his end turns on by accident, so there are some faint mumbled words for a few seconds - Sannan is reading through various entries - but then...that voice coming through the book is very familiar...]

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

[...no, it has to be--cue mild flailing]

--Toudou-kun! Toudou-kun, is that you?! [WHY IS HIS VOICE COMING OUT OF A BOOK?] What--how--

[The idea that he is supposed to be running away from the Shinsengumi (as if he was even running--but that doesn't matter) goes out the window.] Hello? Toudou-kun!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[No. No no no no no NO. This can't be happening. This can't be him. He's gone. Shinpachi said this wasn't the land of the dead. He said they weren't dead! If they weren't dead, then how could he be here? How could Heisuke be here for that matter, but him? Yamanami Keisuke cannot exist. Heisuke couldn't even go pay his final respects to the man. He couldn't do anything. He'd...

This isn't possible. This can't be...]

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[It can't be him. It has to be some sort of cruel joke. Or a mistake. Maybe some sort of magic glitch or whatever the hell happens in these books.

He couldn't be back. If he were alive, then what was all that for? How does he even try to respond to that? It doesn't make any sense at all.]

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Time to build up defenses, put up walls, so it doesn't hurt as much when the joke is revealed and this isn't the man he wants to see alive so desperately.]

...Real...funny. Haha, get a laugh on the new guy. Yeah, I'm laughing. Ha. Ha. Ha.

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

[He'd been expecting some kind of acknowledgment, so for a few seconds, Sannan is at a loss for words. The voice sounded so familiar; he'd been so sure--

Maybe his mind was just playing tricks on him. He swallows and tries to pretend that he speaks to disembodied voices issuing forth from a book every day.]

...oh. I apologize, I thought--ah, you sounded like an old friend, but there's no way...[He coughs.] Please forgive me for the mix-up.

[action, at house 50]

[ayu_nee]

[Ever since the experiment ended Ayumu has been almost withdrawn, taking care of the chores and the cooking in her usual routine but otherwise avoiding the others without making it seem like she's purposefully doing so. The sound of a new voice, however, comes as a welcome distraction from the same thoughts she'd been dwelling on, and she sets to work.

So upon arriving at the house, expect to find dinner cooking and Ayumu busily bustling around the house, preparing one of the empty rooms for Heisuke.]

[action, at house 50]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[After having some things explained and being confused by the rest, Heisuke's head is starting to hurt a lot more. The punch didn't help any, but at least he got his clothes and he knows where the house is and some of the other things. Trying to figure the book out will come later because that thing is evil, so first, he'll get dressed to hide the scar on his chest and then go on home.

Too bad that as soon as he walks in, the first thing he sees is Ayumu going across the main living room toward one of the bedrooms.]

Wha--!?

[ayu_nee]

[Ayumu pauses at that, turning back toward him with her usual smile. It's as though nothing has changed, though she can clearly see he has— he probably would have known the Susumu who'd been here before, not the one she had, but that thought she very firmly and quickly pushes aside.]

Welcome, Toudou-san. The others have already explained this place, I presume?

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