1st Joke [Action -->Voice]
May. 4th, 2011 12:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cuteobsessed[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.
Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.
But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.
Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]
---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?
Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.
...Whoa, was that a squirrel?
Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.
But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.
Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]
---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?
Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.
...Whoa, was that a squirrel?
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:10 pm (UTC)That is Heisuke. That is totally Heisuke. Why the hell is Heisuke here? What nerve does this asshole have? What the hell is going on?
No no, out on a journey goes Shinpachi. He barrels out of the fucking house and runs as fast as his short legs can to go to the forest find him. ]
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:11 pm (UTC)In fact, it picks up, when he sees the back of Heisuke's head and his lanky body. He runs at top speed, leaps, and throws a fist right into the back of his skull. ]
HEISUKE!
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:13 pm (UTC)It's the sound of his name and then the feeling of being punched in the skull that grounds him in reality - literally. Heisuke goes face first into the dirt and the squirrel runs away.]
Wha----!!!!
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:22 pm (UTC)[ He knows exactly why he's here, but that's not clicking right away. Angry, tiny man is more concerned as to why he has to see this heartbreaking traitor's face when today was starting out so nicely? ]
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:23 pm (UTC)Third?]
Shinpa-- What the hell're you doin' here?! I left you guys alive down there!
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 04:44 pm (UTC)You know what I'm talkin' about.
[The scar on his chest says it all. Although...why is Shinpachi wearing normal clothes? And...why are his wings different colors?]
Isn't all that hard to figure out, is it? That happened and then here we are. I am. You ain't supposed to be here.
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:49 pm (UTC)1/2
Date: 2011-05-03 04:50 pm (UTC)...
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 04:57 pm (UTC)Toudou Heisuke, report the account of your last moments in Japan. That's an order from a captain. If you have any respect for your time in the Shinsengumi, you will tell me the truth, right now.
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Date: 2011-05-03 04:58 pm (UTC)[He lowers his hand and sighs, staring off to the side.]
First, you punch me in the head, next you pull rank? Come on, Shinpatsuan. You and I both knew what was going to happen when we saw each other again.
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Date: 2011-05-03 05:00 pm (UTC)Did I kill you?
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Date: 2011-05-03 05:02 pm (UTC)[Not that he didn't ask him to. But how is it that Shinpachi doesn't remember? He was there. They'd laughed together again. It'd been like old times for the first time in what felt like forever.]
...Why don't you remember?
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Date: 2011-05-03 05:06 pm (UTC)1/2
Date: 2011-05-03 05:08 pm (UTC)[But how is that... That's...]
That's not--!
[How it happened. That's not what he remembers! What's going on?!]
We didn't--
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Date: 2011-05-03 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 05:11 pm (UTC)[ Shinpachi can't even look up. He's so drained, now. He can't even imagine it... Heisuke is dead. ]
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Date: 2011-05-03 05:13 pm (UTC)[Wait, what.
Oh....]
2/3 - i lied
Date: 2011-05-03 05:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 05:15 pm (UTC)....W-well, 'course it ain't the land of the dead! Hahaha! Where'd I get that stupid idea? Ahahaha! Man, I musta gotten real drunk, huh? Or maybe that punch a' yours knocked my brains around too much!
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Date: 2011-05-03 05:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 06:27 pm (UTC)Let's get you to the village.
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Date: 2011-05-03 08:01 pm (UTC)[Sarcasm: Toph has it. But hey, it wasn't that long ago she was a new feather, too, so she won't be entirely unhelpful.]
Hope you like it here, because I hate to break it to you, but you're not going home anytime soon.
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Date: 2011-05-04 01:09 am (UTC)Don't think too much 'bout it, Shinpatsuan.
Anyway, uh...what do you mean 'village'? Where are we?