1st Joke [Action -->Voice]
May. 4th, 2011 12:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cuteobsessed[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.
Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.
But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.
Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]
---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?
Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.
...Whoa, was that a squirrel?
Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.
But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.
Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]
---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?
Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.
...Whoa, was that a squirrel?
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Date: 2011-05-05 12:22 am (UTC)...Town? Uh... [Yeah. Sort of? Oh, hey, the book has a picture in it. Of a cute kid. Awww, look at that cute kid.]
...Huh? Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah, I got into town. I think it's town at least. Kinda dinky.
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Date: 2011-05-05 01:40 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-05 01:45 am (UTC)...So I've heard. Didn't know 'bout the demon talking books, but hey, lotsa surprises for the newbies, huh?
What's your name, Talking Book Kiddo?
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Date: 2011-05-05 02:14 am (UTC)Name's Toph. [aka Chuck Norris.] How about you, dork dude?
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Date: 2011-05-05 03:17 am (UTC)Heya, Tophy. Name's Heisuke. Toudou Heisuke.
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Date: 2011-05-05 03:34 am (UTC)...Tophy? Is he serious?]
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Date: 2011-05-05 03:36 am (UTC)[She makes a note to remember his name, though.]
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Date: 2011-05-05 03:50 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-05 10:41 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-05 10:42 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-05 10:46 pm (UTC)[Okay, honestly. She goes out of her way to be helpful, and of course, something like this happens.]
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Date: 2011-05-05 10:47 pm (UTC)Nah, but seriously - thanks, Tophy. Nice to get a greeting that isn't me getting punched into the dirt.
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Date: 2011-05-05 11:08 pm (UTC)Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Date: 2011-05-05 11:11 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-05 11:31 pm (UTC)Nope. I just don't have time to waste on royal dweebs.
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Date: 2011-05-06 06:35 am (UTC)Haha, at least I'm a royal one - not just some regular one!
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Date: 2011-05-06 03:49 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-06 04:47 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-06 05:55 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2011-05-07 12:30 am (UTC)