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1st Joke [Action -->Voice]

[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.

Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.

But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.

Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]

---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?

Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.

...Whoa, was that a squirrel?

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Hey, moron! I'm not a demon. [What is he...is he actually throwing things? 'Cause that's sure what it sounds like. Maybe she should have left him alone after all.] It's just some dumb magic book that you can talk to people with.

....

[He comes over and snatches it up then, turning it this way and that to see if he can't get the strange voice to come out.]

So first wings, now magic? And...talking books. Man, can it get any weirder?

Yep! It sure can.

[Oh, boy, you have no idea...]

Be prepared for some pretty freaky stuff. Trust me.

...[Wow. The freaky talking book is...freaky. He is not drugged up enough for this to be happening.]

Where are you? How'd you stick yourself into a book?

I told you, I'm not in the book, I'm just talking through it. [Honestly, it wasn't that hard to understand. Even if Toph had had a hard time getting her mind around that fact when she first got here.]

I'm really in a house. Just a completely normal house.

[He shakes the book a bit, trying to get the tiny person to fall out.]

No, really. How'd you get a house in there, too?

[Tch. Moron. Why was she doing this again?

Oh, right, being helpful.]

Forget it. Look, did you find your way into town yet?

[1860s!! They don't have demonic magic books in the 1860s!!]

...Town? Uh... [Yeah. Sort of? Oh, hey, the book has a picture in it. Of a cute kid. Awww, look at that cute kid.]

...Huh? Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah, I got into town. I think it's town at least. Kinda dinky.

Welp, you better get used to it, because this is your new home.

[Say there's a bit of a time skip here where Shinpachi probably explained some things to him.]

...So I've heard. Didn't know 'bout the demon talking books, but hey, lotsa surprises for the newbies, huh?

What's your name, Talking Book Kiddo?

[Hey, nicknames are her thing. Just what do you think you're doing?]

Name's Toph. [aka Chuck Norris.] How about you, dork dude?

[Nope, sorry. Gotta share that thing now.]

Heya, Tophy. Name's Heisuke. Toudou Heisuke.

[Wait, what.

...Tophy? Is he serious?]

It's Toph, dweebus. And don't you forget it.

[She makes a note to remember his name, though.]

Yeah, I know, but Tophy sounds cuter.

Wait until I fill your head with rocks. Then we'll see how cute I am!

If you ask my friends, I already got a head fulla rocks.

Gee, I wonder why.

[Okay, honestly. She goes out of her way to be helpful, and of course, something like this happens.]

Probably 'cause I do! [He starts laughing.]

Nah, but seriously - thanks, Tophy. Nice to get a greeting that isn't me getting punched into the dirt.

[Keep this up, and she might come find you to do just that.]

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Aww, did I tease ya too much?

[How did this even happen? She was the one who did the teasing.]

Nope. I just don't have time to waste on royal dweebs.

[How? Heisuke is a master at teasing, that's how. And he's an idiot sometimes.]

Haha, at least I'm a royal one - not just some regular one!

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, dweebular.

Sure thing, Tophy. Better watch yourself or I'm gonna start calling you by all kinds of nicknames.

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