4th Joke [Voice | Action]

[cuteobsessed]

(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!

[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]

Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.

...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~

OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[The recording clicks off.]

(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)

Comments

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

....Ooookay.

You're kinda weird, you know that? Hahaha! [He doesn't mean to be rude. /)_(\]

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I get that a lot. So, you doing okay in bear-land?

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Eh, least you know it!

And.....

[Oh snap. He forgot to check. Give him a second.]

Whoa!? Where'd she go?!

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Remember- bears can't open doors.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah, but...!

[Dil might hear him screaming and tripping over something as he runs.]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP IN MY FACE?!

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Try honey... no, Salmon! You need Salmon, man!

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Where?! We don't have an-- AH!!

[He goes down with a fwump and the sound of a bear growling.]

N-Nice bear....

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

I dunno dude! I know know bears like salmon, I don't make the rules.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

............R-right....

[He's scooting back and picks up the journal, trying to get out while the bear is still growling.]

Man.... Why does Okita-san choose today to do this?

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Maybe he just wanted to surprise you? [Maybe... Maybe]

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

I swear...If he wasn't older'n me and higher rank I'd punch him right in the face.

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Violence isn't the answer, Heisuke. The real power's in the goop.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

....the what?

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Goop. The green, the slimey. The oozing. The best way to get back at people.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

.......................................

[KEYWORDS. SO MUCH]

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Look, I ain't tryin' to die here. I wanna get back at Okita-san as much as the rest, but he'll kill me if I use anything slimey or oozing on him.

...'Cause that sounds preeeeetty gross.

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

What about smelly?

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Dunno. I mean, he hangs out with a pig.

...

Maybe he wouldn't mind that?

[Dil, you are going to get Heisuke shanked.]

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Well then there is only one answer.

Skunks.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Skunks?

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

Skunks.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

....What's a skunk?

[Not native to Japan so he has no idea what it is.]

[Voice]

[sherpahat.livejournal.com]

You don't know what those are? Oh man, the ultimate in animal smelliness.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

......Grosssssss. Foreigners have some weird pets.