cuteobsessed | 4th Joke [Voice

(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!

[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]

Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.

...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~

OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[The recording clicks off.]

(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)

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Wha...wha-huh?

[Sannan has woken up from a mostly pleasant dream, and now Heisuke is running around screaming his head off. Something about a bear...he rubs his face and puts his glasses on--oh, there's Heisuke, closely followed by--

Bears. In the house. Why--

And then he recalls a conversation from weeks before.

Okita.]

OKITA-KUNNNNNNNN!!!!

[He has half a mind to go tearing off after the troll, but there are bears in the house. Safety first: Sannan sprints off, abacus drawn (sword neatly forgotten in his room), to find his housemates.]

[SCREAMING AND RUNNING FROM ROOM TO ROOM even if the bear is just like...wandering aimlessly in the house.]

YAMANAMI-SAN. IT'S A BEAR. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

C-calm down, Toudou-kun! I can't do a thing when you're--

[He skids to the side as Heisuke goes rushing by him and shouts over his shoulder:]

Why don't you go find Tatsunosuke-kun and make sure he's alright? I'll handle the bear.

...

And tell Okita-kun to speak with me later. [that last order is tinged with something very un-Yamanami-like]

[Bears are scary. ;A; And he woke up with it in his face. HOW CAN HE NOT BE FREAKED OUT.

Heisuke stops running and peers around the door frame. The bear is currently sniffing at the couch.]

............Y-yes, sir.

[curtly] Thank you.

[He turns toward the bear and in a much calmer voice attempts to...

...reason with it. Definitely the strangest thing he's ever done. And hopefully not something that they will ever mention ever again.]

[Staaaaring from behind the door frame. The bear is just staring back at Yamanami, completely nonplussed. Eventually, it heads to the door.]

It worked...!

[Sannan turns around, wiping a hand across his brow.]

Phew...that was more difficult than I thought it would be...

[He catches sight of Heisuke.]

Did you find Tatsunosuke-kun? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried about him.

[Heisuke is not coming out from behind the door frame.]

.....You don't think the bear ate him first, do you?

[DON'T SCARE HIM WITH THOUGHTS LIKE THAT.]

Um...I don't think so. There wasn't...you know, blood everywhere. [Sannan trails off. This is not a very pleasant topic of conversation, least of all for him.]

....Oh, yeah.

[And the bear is decidedly less amused at that thought and is starting to growl and paw at the door.]

Um...! I'm sure he'll be fine! I haven't heard him screamin' or anything so he's probably just hidin' it out in his room.

...

I'll go check though.

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