1st Joke [Action -->Voice]

[cuteobsessed]

[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.

Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.

But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.

Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]

---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?

Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.

...Whoa, was that a squirrel?

Comments

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

This is the best dream ever.

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Dweam? Chi's not sleepin, silly!

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Naw, but I am. Kittens that talk? This is the best ever.

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Myan!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Picking up the kitten, Heisuke just starts petting her because this is the best thing ever to wake up to. A kitten. That talks. Adorable~ And it has little wings. And its name is Chi. Cuuuuuuuute.]

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

[Puuuurrrrrrr!] Ooooh! Chi likes that!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Petting the kitty, petting the kitty~]

Chi, huh? So that's your name? Mine's Heisuke. Toudou Heisuke.

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Hei!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

... [Cuuute. It can't say his full name.]

Yup! You can call me Hei if you want.

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Cool!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

So you gotta home, little kitty? You wanna come home with me?

...Wherever home is.

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Home? Chi's home isn't in loosetee.

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

...Loosetee?

[He tries to pronounce it like she does, then realizes what she's saying.]

Oh! So you ain't got a home here?

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Nope!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Well then. You wanna come back with Hei?

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

To Hei's home?

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Yup!


....Soon as I find it!

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

You lost?

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Heh...you could say that.

Mostly that I ain't got anywhere to go.

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Hei has no home?

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Heh... [He scratches lightly behind Chi's ears and under her chin.]

Nah, I have a house to go back to, I guess. Just not sure if it's a home again yet.

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Chi doesn't get it.

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Welp! Then don't worry about it!

[He picks her up and smiles.]

So, you been here long?

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[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Chi's been around awhile!

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

So you're a veteran kitty. Cute~

How long you been here, Chi?