1st Joke [Action -->Voice]

[cuteobsessed]

[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.

Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.

But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.

Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]

---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?

Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.

...Whoa, was that a squirrel?

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[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[RECOVER. RECOVER.]

....W-well, 'course it ain't the land of the dead! Hahaha! Where'd I get that stupid idea? Ahahaha! Man, I musta gotten real drunk, huh? Or maybe that punch a' yours knocked my brains around too much!

[2ndunitcaptain]

Hehe, yeah... uh... [ He smiles, but not well. ]

Let's get you to the village.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[That isn't the smile he wants to see. Pushing himself to his feet, Heisuke touches the back of his head again and winces.]

Don't think too much 'bout it, Shinpatsuan.

Anyway, uh...what do you mean 'village'? Where are we?

[2ndunitcaptain]

Hehe, be more like Sano, right? [ He remembers what the doctor told him. ]

The village. This place is called Luceti. It's not in Japan, or even on the same planet. At least, I don't think. It's weird. We're kinda like prisoners here.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Oh...Sano... Heisuke manages a laugh.]

Yeah, more like that big dummy. We could all take a note or--

[Wait, what did Shinpachi just say? Not Japan? Luceti? Planet!? What what what.]

...

[Although, all of that gets forgotten now that he can see Shinpachi from behind. Namely, he can see the wings on Shinpachi and holy craaaaaap.]

.......

[2ndunitcaptain]

[ He turns his head to look at him, clearly confused, and a little concerned. Heisuke doesn't normally shut up so quickly. ]

Heisuke? What's wrong?

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

...

[Give him a minute. He can't not stare at this scene.]

Shinpatsuan...

You're even cuter with the wings! This place is awesome!

[2ndunitcaptain]

Don't start that perverted stuff already! Yeesh!

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Whatdya mean "start"? It's always there. Lurking.

'Sides, you are cute. And you're gonna have to get used to it again anyway, Shinpatsuan. Might as well start now.

[2ndunitcaptain]

I guess I will. This was something I didn't miss! [ And he laughs just a little. ]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Well, just because you didn't miss it doesn't mean it didn't miss you!

[2ndunitcaptain]

Sorry, but tell it I can't return those feelings.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'll tell it, but I can't guarantee it'll let up any!

[2ndunitcaptain]

A shame it'll be living in such denial.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

S'alright. It's used to it.

[2ndunitcaptain]

A shame it lives in such denial.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Not denial. Hope! It keeps hoping that one day Shinpatsuan will realize the truth and come around.

[2ndunitcaptain]

What truth?

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

That he can't change how cute he's grown up to be.

[2ndunitcaptain]

Uh huh.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd come around sooner or later, Shinpatsuan.

[2ndunitcaptain]

Unfortunately, there's only so long you can argue with an idiot!

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Haha! At least I win out on this one!

[2ndunitcaptain]

I wouldn't call it a win.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

I dunno. You stop arguing with me. I keep getting to say you're cute. Sounds fair enough to me.