1st Joke [Action -->Voice]

[cuteobsessed]

[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.

Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.

But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.

Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]

---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?

Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.

...Whoa, was that a squirrel?

Comments

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Well then. You wanna come back with Hei?

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

To Hei's home?

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Yup!


....Soon as I find it!

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

You lost?

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Heh...you could say that.

Mostly that I ain't got anywhere to go.

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Hei has no home?

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Heh... [He scratches lightly behind Chi's ears and under her chin.]

Nah, I have a house to go back to, I guess. Just not sure if it's a home again yet.

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Chi doesn't get it.

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Welp! Then don't worry about it!

[He picks her up and smiles.]

So, you been here long?

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Chi's been around awhile!

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

So you're a veteran kitty. Cute~

How long you been here, Chi?

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Chi dun know.

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

True. Kinda asking a lot from a talkin' cat to get you to keep track of time, huh? Well, no worries then.

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Okay!

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

So, once I get a home, you wanna come back with me?

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Chi can visit?

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

'Course! You could live there probably, too. We could do with more cute things around.

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Will Chi get miulk?

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Haha, course you will! Not givin' a kitten milk is a crime!

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

YAY! CHI LOVES MIULK!!

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Well! Then you'll just have to come by when I get a place a' my own!

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Okay! Chi will come!

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Great!

[He pats Chi on the head and sets her down again, smiling at her.]

You got somewhere to go in the meantime?

Re: Action

[killercutething.livejournal.com]

Chi goes lots of places!

Re: Action

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Really? Like what kinda places?