1st Joke [Action -->Voice]

[cuteobsessed]

[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.

Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.

But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.

Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]

---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?

Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.

...Whoa, was that a squirrel?

Comments

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Say there's a bit of a time skip here where Shinpachi probably explained some things to him.]

...So I've heard. Didn't know 'bout the demon talking books, but hey, lotsa surprises for the newbies, huh?

What's your name, Talking Book Kiddo?

voice

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

[Hey, nicknames are her thing. Just what do you think you're doing?]

Name's Toph. [aka Chuck Norris.] How about you, dork dude?

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Nope, sorry. Gotta share that thing now.]

Heya, Tophy. Name's Heisuke. Toudou Heisuke.

voice 1/2

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

[Wait, what.

...Tophy? Is he serious?]

voice 2/2

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

It's Toph, dweebus. And don't you forget it.

[She makes a note to remember his name, though.]

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know, but Tophy sounds cuter.

voice

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

Wait until I fill your head with rocks. Then we'll see how cute I am!

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

If you ask my friends, I already got a head fulla rocks.

voice

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

Gee, I wonder why.

[Okay, honestly. She goes out of her way to be helpful, and of course, something like this happens.]

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Probably 'cause I do! [He starts laughing.]

Nah, but seriously - thanks, Tophy. Nice to get a greeting that isn't me getting punched into the dirt.

voice

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

[Keep this up, and she might come find you to do just that.]

Yeah, sure, whatever.

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Aww, did I tease ya too much?

voice

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

[How did this even happen? She was the one who did the teasing.]

Nope. I just don't have time to waste on royal dweebs.

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[How? Heisuke is a master at teasing, that's how. And he's an idiot sometimes.]

Haha, at least I'm a royal one - not just some regular one!

voice

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, dweebular.

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, Tophy. Better watch yourself or I'm gonna start calling you by all kinds of nicknames.

voice

[banditsblindly.livejournal.com]

You better do exactly the same!

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'll keep it in mind!