5th Joke [Written]

[cuteobsessed]

[Private | Fail filter]

It isn't fair. Why do they always get taken? Why isn't there anything we can do to stop this? I hate this place. ...But I know I can't leave. There isn't anywhere for me to go back to. Living here is cruel and I can't even tell them.

I wish Shinpachi was back already.

[End]

So...who has a pet here? Preferably cute ones.

Can I see them?

Comments

[written]

[toujoursfluer.livejournal.com]

[Your filter. It has failed. And a certain sharp eyed Archaeologist is always on the lookout for interesting journals to troll read]

There has to be a way to defeat them. I am not yet convinced there isn't.
Still, it must be hard to live when your friends have gone missing.

Would you care to go for a drink?

[Because Robin really needs one.]

[voice | Fail filter]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

How did you--?!

[written]

Um, yeah. Sure... To the drink, I mean! I could use one. What's your name?

[voice]

[toujoursfluer.livejournal.com]

Your filter needs work.

[But she sounds amused at least.]

I am Nico Robin... and you?

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Eheh.... I'm not the best at these future things...

Nico, huh? Cute name. I'm Heisuke. Toudou Heisuke.

[Voice]

[fyulong]

I've got a pet! Actually, she just arrived today.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Hu--

Oh! Oh, really?! Is she cute? What's her name?

[Voice]

[fyulong]

Her name's Elizabeth III! She's a horned dog puppy.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

What a royal name for a--

[What.]

...Why's your dog got horns?

[Voice]

[fyulong]

Just one horn! In the center of her forehead. It's just the type of dog she is, I don't know if there's any reason for it.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[A horned dog puppy. ...it sounds like the mythological kirin.]

..................Awesome. Can I see her?

[Voice]

[fyulong]

Sure, no problem! Should I bring her over? Just tell me where you live. ...Oh, and I'm Mikage, by the way.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Cool! Heyo, Mikage. I'm Heisuke. Living at... Uh.... House... [Give him a minute.]

Forty! That one!

[Video]

[moehealer]

I think of them more as friends than pets, buuuut... I have my Pokémon here!

[Well, at least one of them.]

[voice]

[toujoursfluer.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to meet you, Heisuke.

I'm afraid I don't know the best place to meet.

[Voice]

[fyulong]

Got it! I'll be right over!

[And shortly afterwards, Mikage will be wandering over to Heisuke's, with the little horned puppy tagging along at his side.]

[makeitquick]

...Not sure he counts as cute, but I got one.

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Well~ There's a bar in town. Called Seventh Heaven? Wanna meet me there?

[voice] 1/2

[toujoursfluer.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[Voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Heisuke's hanging out on the front porch, kicking rocks across the yard when he spots Mikage and...]

AAAAAH!!

[IT'S SO CUTE. ;A; SO CUTE. HE CAN'T EVEN--WHAT.

Heisuke jumps up and rushes over.]

Is this her?! She's so cute!!

[Video]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

...What're Pokemon?

[Action] 2/2

[toujoursfluer.livejournal.com]

[You will find Robin waiting outside the bar, leaning against the wall with her arms folded. She looks faintly amused by something.]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

What's he like? Cute is in the eye of the beholder.

[Action]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[Whoops, he made her wait. He hurries up and waves, bowing his head a little.]

Heh heh, hey there, pretty lady. Sorry for makin' you wait.

[Video]

[moehealer]

[Her Pikachu takes that as a cue to pop into the video feed by hopping onto Yellow's head. Sup journal guy. It'll wave to him too.]

They're basically animals from my home. Chuchu here is one of them! [She points up at the Pokémon on her head.]

[Video]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[WHOA WHAT IS THAT YELLOW RAT THIN-- oh it waved. After a moment, Heisuke waves back.]

Chuchu, huh? He some kinda...rodent?