cuteobsessed: (WTF man)
cuteobsessed ([personal profile] cuteobsessed) wrote2011-07-21 03:40 pm

4th Joke [Voice | Action]

(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!

[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]

Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.

...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~


OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[The recording clicks off.]

(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-30 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have expected that of him.

Well, you could sneak a dead or rubber snake in his bed.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, no one does. S'why he's the way he is. Makes him scarier, if you ask me. Good guy though. Known him since we were in the Shieikan together.

[He laughs.]

Knowing him? He'd just put a live one in mine!
justicereigns: (arms across chest)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-31 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Shieikan?

Hm... good point. Dump him with ice?

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Name of our home dojo, the training hall where we all met oh... [pause] ...Seems like a long time ago now.

[...sob]

Heh, ice might work, but I gotta make it so he doesn't know it's me. Maybe with a bucket.

And his pig.
justicereigns: (?)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-31 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like fun.

He has a pig?

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! Cute tiny bitey thing. Likes to headbutt people. Heh heh...

[Even if the piglet is evil, Saizou is still adorable in Heisuke's book.]

You ever meet Okita-san? He usually has the pig with him.
justicereigns: (Thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-01 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Only on the journ-- Oh wait. I think I know which one you mean.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
So ya' have met him, huh? Kind of a weird guy, right?

[He laughs.]
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-04 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much, but I don't know if you've met the rest of this place, they're all weird.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeeah, probably why he likes it here so much. People here are kind of freaky, yanno? All the super powers and magic and whatever else.
justicereigns: (Cross-legged)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-04 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Right. That.

[Says the man called a monster by his own hometown and made of smoke, yes.]

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs.]

Eh, but whatever. People's people whether they got two heads or cat ears or whatever else.
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-04 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. I find people in Luceti easier to tolerate than in my own world. Less idiots believe it or not.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-07 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Really? Man, your world's gotta be really weird then.
justicereigns: (White Hunter on board)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
So far as I can tell from everyone else here; yes, yes it is.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Crazy! I'm still just tryin' to get used to this whole "Hey, we got magic and spirits" thing. It blows my mind!
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we don't exactly have that in my world either, but then again, we don't exactly, not have it either.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
....You do know what you said just made no sense, right?
justicereigns: (White Blow)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-14 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Switches his hand into smoke.]

"A rose by any other name," and all that.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-14 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
[HOLY SHIT. Heisuke yelps and scrambles back, nearly tripping over himself. Which causes the bear to get up and rumble off.

He doesn't seem to notice.
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OH MY GODS, YOU'RE A GHOST.
justicereigns: (che)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-14 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Eye roll.]

Of course not. I'm a devil fruit user. Smoke logia.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-14 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Back up against the wall and the bear's wandered off somewhere.]

..........................Devil fruit. Oh that's better.
justicereigns: (Cross-legged)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-14 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Shrugs. He's used to this reaction back in his world.]

Point is, to my world, it's not magic. To other worlds, it might as well be.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-14 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like magic ta' me...

[And freaky magic. That guy just turned into smoke!!

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Really cool magic, but magic.
justicereigns: (Thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-15 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps, but that's all I do. Most people with magic here have multiple things rather than one specific unreality.

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