cuteobsessed: (WTF man)
cuteobsessed ([personal profile] cuteobsessed) wrote2011-07-21 03:40 pm

4th Joke [Voice | Action]

(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!

[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]

Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.

...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~


OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[The recording clicks off.]

(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yup. Hence the bear.

[With chin in hand, Heisuke stares at her. The bear stares back. Unmoved.]

What academy you talkin' about?
justicereigns: (justice takes its toll)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-30 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Marine academy. Back in my world.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So what'd you guys do to haze each other, huh?
justicereigns: (Teen smoking justice)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-30 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The usual stuff. Are you just looking for ideas to get revenge?

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! If I could. But weird as Okita-san is? He's a hell of a lot scarier when mad.

S'why I'm wandering around after her.

[He jerks a thumb at the bear, who growls.]
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-30 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have expected that of him.

Well, you could sneak a dead or rubber snake in his bed.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, no one does. S'why he's the way he is. Makes him scarier, if you ask me. Good guy though. Known him since we were in the Shieikan together.

[He laughs.]

Knowing him? He'd just put a live one in mine!
justicereigns: (arms across chest)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-31 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Shieikan?

Hm... good point. Dump him with ice?

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Name of our home dojo, the training hall where we all met oh... [pause] ...Seems like a long time ago now.

[...sob]

Heh, ice might work, but I gotta make it so he doesn't know it's me. Maybe with a bucket.

And his pig.
justicereigns: (?)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-07-31 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like fun.

He has a pig?

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! Cute tiny bitey thing. Likes to headbutt people. Heh heh...

[Even if the piglet is evil, Saizou is still adorable in Heisuke's book.]

You ever meet Okita-san? He usually has the pig with him.
justicereigns: (Thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-01 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Only on the journ-- Oh wait. I think I know which one you mean.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-02 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
So ya' have met him, huh? Kind of a weird guy, right?

[He laughs.]
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-04 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much, but I don't know if you've met the rest of this place, they're all weird.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeeah, probably why he likes it here so much. People here are kind of freaky, yanno? All the super powers and magic and whatever else.
justicereigns: (Cross-legged)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-04 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Right. That.

[Says the man called a monster by his own hometown and made of smoke, yes.]

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs.]

Eh, but whatever. People's people whether they got two heads or cat ears or whatever else.
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-04 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. I find people in Luceti easier to tolerate than in my own world. Less idiots believe it or not.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-07 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Really? Man, your world's gotta be really weird then.
justicereigns: (White Hunter on board)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
So far as I can tell from everyone else here; yes, yes it is.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Crazy! I'm still just tryin' to get used to this whole "Hey, we got magic and spirits" thing. It blows my mind!
justicereigns: (sidelong thinking)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we don't exactly have that in my world either, but then again, we don't exactly, not have it either.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
....You do know what you said just made no sense, right?
justicereigns: (White Blow)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2011-08-14 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Switches his hand into smoke.]

"A rose by any other name," and all that.

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[identity profile] cuteobsessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-14 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
[HOLY SHIT. Heisuke yelps and scrambles back, nearly tripping over himself. Which causes the bear to get up and rumble off.

He doesn't seem to notice.
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OH MY GODS, YOU'RE A GHOST.

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