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cuteobsessed) wrote2011-07-21 03:40 pm
cuteobsessed) wrote2011-07-21 03:40 pm
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4th Joke [Voice | Action]
(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]
BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!
[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]
Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.
...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~
OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[The recording clicks off.]
(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)
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[Leans back and shrugs. Like he's going to let a bear drag him into dealing with the outside world.] Can't be that much worse than some of the stupid stuff in the academy.
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[With chin in hand, Heisuke stares at her. The bear stares back. Unmoved.]
What academy you talkin' about?
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S'why I'm wandering around after her.
[He jerks a thumb at the bear, who growls.]
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Well, you could sneak a dead or rubber snake in his bed.
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[He laughs.]
Knowing him? He'd just put a live one in mine!
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Hm... good point. Dump him with ice?
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[...sob]
Heh, ice might work, but I gotta make it so he doesn't know it's me. Maybe with a bucket.
And his pig.
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He has a pig?
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[Even if the piglet is evil, Saizou is still adorable in Heisuke's book.]
You ever meet Okita-san? He usually has the pig with him.
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[He laughs.]
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[Says the man called a monster by his own hometown and made of smoke, yes.]
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Eh, but whatever. People's people whether they got two heads or cat ears or whatever else.
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"A rose by any other name," and all that.
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