cuteobsessed | 4th Joke [Voice

(OOC: Black type is for Heisuke, Purple is for Okita.)

[On the morning of the 21st, Luceti might wake up to a lovely treat. The sound of one Toudou Heisuke screaming and running through house 40. He ends up knocking his journal off the table and turning it on.]

BEAR. BEAR. HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A BEAR. THERE IS A BEAR. YAMANAMI-SAN. TATSU!! GET OUT. THERE IS A BEAR!!

[He finishes tearing through the room with the sound of a bear grunting and growling after him, and once it's quiet?]

Ooh~ that was better than I thought it would be.

...Oops, is this thing on? Oh well. Toudou-san~ You better catch all the bears before they do something~

OKITA-SAN. GET OUT OF MY ROOM. THERE IS A ---AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[The recording clicks off.]

(ooc; Okita is coming to troll you. Anyone and everyone who hasn't been out of their houses in awhile or needs to have a bit of excitement in their lives? Feel free to react here to a certain Shinsengumi troll having let a bear into your apartment/house/living area/store. Of course, the troll in question won't be around to be caught yet, but Heisuke will be running across town trying to stop the bears and drive them back to the forest.)

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My roommate has a pet wolf. [Spreads hands.]

And bears are everywhere in my world. Does yours talk? [Because yeah, the ones in his world do. Met Bepo yet?]

[There is still a bear. Sitting in his living room. Heisuke stares at it and squints.]

I had a pet wolf once.

But bears don't come inside. I dunno if she talks. She's not mine.

[He raises his hands and tries to move the bear along, but she just stares at him.

And growls.]

Eheheh....sorry! Nevermind! Sit all you like!

Where'd you find her then?

[This is the man who was nonplussed when his "son" brought back a pet bear cub.]

Here, hang on. [Goes to get her a fish. It's hot out, and that'll probably keep her on the calmer side and he wouldn't want to fight her. Too hot to fight bears in the morning.]

[Fish are awesome, the bear is going to sit down in the living room and nom that.]

...I woke up with her starin' me in the face.

[Heisuke sighs and sits crosslegged on the floor, putting his chin in his hand as he stares at the bear.]

Okita-san put it there, I think. And now I gotta follow it 'round the village.

She's not inclined to go back to her home?

No. I think Okita-san said somethin' to her. Anytime I get 'er close to the forest, she goes into someone else's home.

What could he have said?

I dunno. Okita-san's weird. And comin' from me? That's a thing to be said.

I'll take your word on it.

Yeeeeaaaaah, I'd be careful 'round him. I mean, he's great n' all! Just...

[He remembers back on all the pranks the guy pulled.]

Gotta unique sense a' humor.

Hence the bear.

[Leans back and shrugs. Like he's going to let a bear drag him into dealing with the outside world.] Can't be that much worse than some of the stupid stuff in the academy.

Yup. Hence the bear.

[With chin in hand, Heisuke stares at her. The bear stares back. Unmoved.]

What academy you talkin' about?

Marine academy. Back in my world.

So what'd you guys do to haze each other, huh?

The usual stuff. Are you just looking for ideas to get revenge?

Ha! If I could. But weird as Okita-san is? He's a hell of a lot scarier when mad.

S'why I'm wandering around after her.

[He jerks a thumb at the bear, who growls.]

I wouldn't have expected that of him.

Well, you could sneak a dead or rubber snake in his bed.

Ha, no one does. S'why he's the way he is. Makes him scarier, if you ask me. Good guy though. Known him since we were in the Shieikan together.

[He laughs.]

Knowing him? He'd just put a live one in mine!

Shieikan?

Hm... good point. Dump him with ice?

Name of our home dojo, the training hall where we all met oh... [pause] ...Seems like a long time ago now.

[...sob]

Heh, ice might work, but I gotta make it so he doesn't know it's me. Maybe with a bucket.

And his pig.

Sounds like fun.

He has a pig?

Yup! Cute tiny bitey thing. Likes to headbutt people. Heh heh...

[Even if the piglet is evil, Saizou is still adorable in Heisuke's book.]

You ever meet Okita-san? He usually has the pig with him.

Only on the journ-- Oh wait. I think I know which one you mean.

So ya' have met him, huh? Kind of a weird guy, right?

[He laughs.]

Pretty much, but I don't know if you've met the rest of this place, they're all weird.

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