2nd Joke [Voice]

[cuteobsessed]

[Heisuke's reading something and he can be heard mumbling in the background.]

...all a matter of listening properly...meditation....takes a lot of time....

...Time. A lot of time.

[He lets out a loud and somewhat frustrated sigh then turns to the journal.]

Okay, look, there's gotta be an easier way to contact these ghosty spirity things than goin' out into the great wilderness where a giant wolf might eat my face. Right?

Any ideas?

Ugh, where's Hajime when you need that creeper...

Comments

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Well, not elderly. Shinpatsuan's no old guy yet. [Yet. Man, how weird would that be.] And what. You run into elderly midgets a lot or something?

[Welcome to your crazy doom, Jack Sparrow!]

[voice]

[all7seas]

Nah, I never have----still alive, aren't I? Had I run into them that often, son, I likely would not have survived to tell the tale.

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Gotta watch out for the little ones, eh? Women and short people. Terrible combo right there.

[voice]

[all7seas]

And short women are the worst.......

Right. Forget I said that, mate, savvy? Short women are lovely. Lovely.

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

....Uh, yeah. I'm just gonna go burn that out of my memory.

[voice]

[all7seas]

Good lad.

[Because there ARE short women in Luceti who would probably very painfully remind him that short women are not the worst if they got wind of that statement.]

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

So your name's Jack Sparrow, huh? Overseas guy, I take it.

Name's Heisuke. Toudou Heisuke. Nice ta meet ya.

[voice]

[all7seas]

Heisuke, eh? And you're new to Luceti? Or just someone I've not threatened yet?

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

New to Luceti and someone you've not threatened yet. Looks like I win the double prize.

[voice]

[all7seas]

Then I'm sorry on both counts, son. Perhaps our paths shall cross here at some time in future and I can threaten you then, eh?

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

How 'bout we skip the threaten part and just try to be friends, huh?

[voice]

[all7seas]

........Of course.

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Good. Cause I tend to stab people who try and threaten me. Hahaha!

[voice]

[all7seas]

And I stab BACK when stabbed and it sounds as though we'd have no fun at all, doesn't it.

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Nope! None at all. So let's just skip it and go out for drinks sometime, huh?

[voice]

[all7seas]

Aye! I happen to know the barmaid personally; I can put in a good word for you, like.

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

That. Would be awesome! You're the best!

[voice]

[all7seas]

Ha! Aye, lad. Captain Jack Sparrow is known to be the best the world over. You learn quickly; I like this. Til such time as we raise a glass together in the pub, then.

[voice]

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Oh hey! You're a captain? Cool, I am--

[....was. Was.]

Aaaaanyway. Yeah! Til such time and stuff!