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2nd Joke [Voice]

[Heisuke's reading something and he can be heard mumbling in the background.]

...all a matter of listening properly...meditation....takes a lot of time....

...Time. A lot of time.

[He lets out a loud and somewhat frustrated sigh then turns to the journal.]

Okay, look, there's gotta be an easier way to contact these ghosty spirity things than goin' out into the great wilderness where a giant wolf might eat my face. Right?

Any ideas?

Ugh, where's Hajime when you need that creeper...

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Well, they know to punch you for it, so I guess they know somethin'.

What'd you do to make the ladies so angry at you?

I wish I knew, boyo; I'm about the most charming and completely innocent lad that's ever opened his eyes upon the world. They use me horribly, they do!

Women. Can't live with 'em and the world's a damn lot more boring without 'em, huh?

Aye, that about summons the spirit of it all. But if I were you, I'd not bother about the healing spirit for gettin' punched.

Just go to the bar and get yourself a drink----preferably a cold one, to bring the swelling down.

[Summons the spirit. Good one. That gets a laugh from Heisuke.]

A cold drink can only go so far, sadly. Especially if a certain tiny friend of mine gets it in his head to take a leap at me again.

You wouldn't believe the strength he has in such a tiny little body!

.....Tiny friend?

[Okay, so maybe he IS a lunatic.]

Tiny, eh?

Guy's older than me, but barely comes up to Sano's stomach. I guess he never ate his vegetables when he was a kid. Haha!

Elderly midgets: often more deadly than they seem. Fact.

[He's laughing AGAIN. About vegetables? It's rare that Jack meets someone whom he considers crazier than himself. It might have just happened.]

Well, not elderly. Shinpatsuan's no old guy yet. [Yet. Man, how weird would that be.] And what. You run into elderly midgets a lot or something?

[Welcome to your crazy doom, Jack Sparrow!]

Nah, I never have----still alive, aren't I? Had I run into them that often, son, I likely would not have survived to tell the tale.

Gotta watch out for the little ones, eh? Women and short people. Terrible combo right there.

And short women are the worst.......

Right. Forget I said that, mate, savvy? Short women are lovely. Lovely.

....Uh, yeah. I'm just gonna go burn that out of my memory.

Good lad.

[Because there ARE short women in Luceti who would probably very painfully remind him that short women are not the worst if they got wind of that statement.]