1st Joke [Action -->Voice]

[cuteobsessed]

[Welp, this is not what he expected. His back hurts, he's been left out in the cold, strange world with nothing but an ugly pair of white pants, and...he has things growing out of his back. And a book with his name on it. Oh, and a ugly scar on his chest. So unfair.

Afterlife? You are officially on Notice. You suck. Hardcore. Like a sucky thing.

But at least you have cute wings. Even if they're painful.

Not sure where to go, he wanders around in the forest, tapping the book against his shoulder before carelessly flipping through it - and turning on the video and voice function. The video only shows flashes of the ground and grass or white-clad legs, but the voice picks him up loud and clear.]

---sucks. Where's a guy gotta go to see what's goin' on down below, huh? Ain't someone supposed to come greet me?

Man, I hope I don't get stuck here alone forever. Talkin' to myself is borin'. Reeeeeally boring.

...Whoa, was that a squirrel?

Comments

[2ndunitcaptain]

Well, shouldn't a wolf be able to handle a wolf?

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

....

You forget, Shinpatsuan, I ain't a wolf anymore...

[2ndunitcaptain]

You were coming back, right? For me, you still are, even if you're strayed from the pack.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

.... [He hasn't really thought of it. After feeling the sword run through him, he'd pretty much given up any thought of going back. There wasn't a place for him anymore.]

....Y-yeah... If they let me.

[2ndunitcaptain]

I'm probably the only one who knows this much, Heisuke. The others are from times before.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

....Doesn't change what I did, Shinpatsuan. Even if they don't know. It's...kinda hard to face 'em again, you know?

[2ndunitcaptain]

Isn't it something you could at least do for me?

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[He sighs slightly, rubbing his bare arm.]

...Yeah. For you, Shinpatsuan. But yanno, if anyone else from our time shows up? They ain't gonna be as understanding as you.

[2ndunitcaptain]

I'll make them.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

....Thanks, Shinpachi.

I know this isn't easy for you.

[2ndunitcaptain]

It's fine.

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

[He's heard that before. He doesn't know how they'll go back to being like they used to. He's ruined a lot of things...

But if Shinpachi says it'll be okay, then he wants to believe him. He wants to believe that this time, when he runs after him, he won't feel something pierce his back.]

.....Alright.