cuteobsessed (
cuteobsessed) wrote2011-09-21 03:49 pm
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5th Joke [Written]
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It isn't fair. Why do they always get taken? Why isn't there anything we can do to stop this? I hate this place. ...But I know I can't leave. There isn't anywhere for me to go back to. Living here is cruel and I can't even tell them.
I wish Shinpachi was back already.
[End]
So...who has a pet here? Preferably cute ones.
Can I see them?
It isn't fair. Why do they always get taken? Why isn't there anything we can do to stop this? I hate this place. ...But I know I can't leave. There isn't anywhere for me to go back to. Living here is cruel and I can't even tell them.
I wish Shinpachi was back already.
[End]
So...who has a pet here? Preferably cute ones.
Can I see them?
[Voice]
[What.]
...Why's your dog got horns?
[Voice]
[Voice]
..................Awesome. Can I see her?
[Voice]
[Voice]
Forty! That one!
[Voice]
[And shortly afterwards, Mikage will be wandering over to Heisuke's, with the little horned puppy tagging along at his side.]
[Voice]
AAAAAH!!
[IT'S SO CUTE. ;A; SO CUTE. HE CAN'T EVEN--WHAT.
Heisuke jumps up and rushes over.]
Is this her?! She's so cute!!
[Voice]
Easy there! You've gotta take it slow, y'know. She's just a puppy!
[Voice]
Sorry, I've just never seen anything so cute before. We don't have dogs like these in my world.
[Voice]
Really? What kind of dogs do you have then?
[Voice]
I dunno, the normal kind. No horns for one. Not a whole lotta different colors, either.
[His smile turns a bit wistful.]
I had one once. Not really a dog, to be truthful, but I had one once.
[Voice]
You had one that wasn't really a dog? What does that mean?
[Voice]
Turned out he was a wolf puppy, not a dog puppy. Took care of 'im the best I could, but he ran off one day.
...
[He smiles at Elizabeth, forcing himself to be more cheerful.]
But Elizabeth's much cuter. Aren't you, Lizzie?