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It isn't fair. Why do they always get taken? Why isn't there anything we can do to stop this? I hate this place. ...But I know I can't leave. There isn't anywhere for me to go back to. Living here is cruel and I can't even tell them.

I wish Shinpachi was back already.

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So...who has a pet here? Preferably cute ones.

Can I see them?

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Yeah, still pretty cool. You had her for very long?

We've been friends for a couple years now, so yep!

No, I prefer to break their spines.

[But she's teasing. Honestly.]

I'm an archaeologist by trade. [And a pirate, as well-- but there's no point in telling him that.] I hunt for ruins and read ancient languages. [And occasionally fight off monsters and pretend-gods. But that is more pleasure than business.

What do you do for fun?

[She sips her drink. It is a bit strong but fairly good.]

[Ahaha, insert some nervous laughter. Why are the women here so scary. D8

Also he doesn't know what an archaeologist is until she somewhat explains it.]

Archaeologist? Huh, sounds interestin'. Never heard of someone who does stuff like that.

I used ta' go out with my friends, hit the bars, tease the younger recruits, stuff like that. Sometimes had it out wit' 'em in the dojo and reminded 'em why I'm a captain. Was pretty awesome really. Oh! And I liked going around to the stores, too.

Can't really do that 'round here, but- [He shrugs and rolls the drink around in his hand.] -guess that isn't so bad. Didn't have a lot of down time back home.

So tell me more about these ruins and languages and stuff.

A couple years, huh? That's pretty long for a pet. Guess she's more of a friend than a pet though, huh?

[Someone who understands!] Yep, pretty much! The same goes for my other Pokemon too, like Dody and Ratty. I've actually known them even longer, though none of them are here. [yet.]

[That's what she thought]

[If you think she is scary here, you should see her back home <3]

[The word 'captain' piques her interest and she wonders what he is captain of but decides to indulge his interest for the moment.]

[Ruins and languages and stuff indeed.]

The history of my world is told in runes called poneglyphs-- but most of them are hidden in secret places. A whole century of our history is missing completely from public knowledge.

[And in the discovery of that lies the answer--though she is becoming a little worried about what the question might be.]

[Scaaaaryyyy♥ And yet intriguing.]

A whole...century? [Heisuke blinks in disbelief.] How's something that big get covered up like that? Kinda hard to just...go missing, isn't it?

U-uh, he sure is interesting...! What'd you say he was again?

[Backpedal backpedal!!]

Hey, if they're you're friends, I'm sure they'll show up here sooner or later. My friend had to wait a long time for me n' Sano, but we came along. Your friends've gotta be looking for you, too, so I bet they'll find ya.

Mm. It would need something bigger to cover it up, ne? What do you think that could be?

[It's a question but not a question. She takes another sip of the drink then idly lets her fingers play around the rim of the glass.]

[Seeing as how Yellow's been rather worried about them, that was actually really comforting and reassuring to hear. So she smiles and nods.]

Mhhm, you're right. Thanks. And I'm glad that your friend got to see you and Sano, too! Oh, by the way, my name's Yellow. What's your name?

Heh, yeah...I'm glad, too. [Even if he doesn't sound all that glad.]

Yanno, you foreign people got the weirdest names! Anyway, I'm Heisuke. Toudou Heisuke. Nice to meet ya, Yellow-chan.

I dunno. Probably a war and someone wanted ta' get rid of unsavory things in the past. Stuff like that happens sometimes, though not for a whole century.

[Least not where he's from, but since she's posed the question, Heisuke tries to think of a reason. Why would an entire century just disappear? And a history written in pictures? Oh! OH HE'S GOT IT!]

I GOT IT! Maybe someone made a huge blanket!!

[Better than being alone, at least..? And hey, there's nothing wrong with being named after a color. Why does everyone think it's so weird? ~~/shot~~ In any case, she laughs a bit.]

Yeah, some names can be strange. Nice to meet you too, Heisuke!

[Yeah, he just wishes his friend wasn't gone right now. /sob And it's weird, but it's cute. ;u;?]

Heh, bet my name's really weird, yeah? Anyway, nice to you meet you, Yellow-chan and your friend, Chuchu. You ever wanna come over and see our giant chicken or our fish named Dog or Okita-san's freaky pig, lemme know. I'll show you.

Demon. [And she smirks] I don't think he's cute.

[She stares at you.]

Edited 2011-10-05 22:33 (UTC)

A joke?

[Poor Heisuke... :C]

Maybe just a bit... [Only kidding though! And then that last bit throws her off. ...What?] Giant... chicken? Freaky pig?

[No, he was serious! ;A; But he'll laugh a bit and shrug.]

Apparently a not so good one since you ain't laughin'.

.... [Oh, thank the gods.]

So~ Why you got a demon anyway? You some kind of sorcerer?

Lotta people can't even say it right! [He laughs.]

And yup! Giant chicken! The pig's from home. I dunno, he could be cute if he wasn't so cranky all the time.

Did I say it right, Heisuke? [Just to make sure..!]

How big is the chicken?

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